- Not answer 25 questions on a 45 question test
- Write a 2 month long research essay in 12 hours
- Make a new best friend in 3 hours
- Fall asleep and still be stressed
- Make an arm hurt while merely talking on the phone
- Be Rudolph the red zit reindeer for over 3 weeks because they can't keep their hands off of their face
- Shower and still have oily hair, 10 minutes later
- See a car accident and still freak out for the people even when they are all perfectly fine
- Miss phone calls when phone is right in front of the face
- Be a little babe in the big scheme of things and still roll with the big dawgs?
Oh. Yeah. That's right.
I am destruction. Catch me on a good day and I'm a spiritual giant full of happy faces and fun tender mercies and love to fill the whole continent of Antarctica. Catch me on a bad day? You get me sulking about my awesome abilities to be a loser. Whatevsauce, right? It happens.
Welcome to the other half of the good life of, yours truly.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.