One time when I was 5 or maybe 6, I had to go pee really bad. REALLY REALLY BAD. But everyone was in a bathroom. So... I jumped up and down in the hall way in my purple panties screaming "I can't do it guys, I'm a chicken!! I can't hold it!!" Then it happened... The Niagara Falls of pee. Everywhere... I stood in it crying.. Telling my sisters how I was a chicken that couldn't hold my pee. To this day, 13 years later, I am referred to as ChickenPurplePeePee.
The happiness. I can't even stand it..